Orbital: I'm in the Philippines.

Caller: Holy Cow!  Really?!

Orbital: Yes, sir.

Caller: So how far away are you?

Orbital: Well, I'm about 12 hours ahead of you.

Caller:  So you're always ahead?

Orbital: That's correct.

Caller: So... uhhh... oh wait, it's Tuesday there already, right?

Orbital: That's correct.

Caller: Y'know, I got this crazy idea.  I have a proposition for you.  Would you please email me the results of the games so I can always bet on the winning team?  I'll share 40% of my winnings with you.

Orbital:  Oh I'm sorry.  Perhaps I wasn't clear.  I'm not from the futre.  I'm just from the other side of the world.

Caller: Oh.